Do You Reckon These Are Real???

December 18th, 2009 by Outdoor Kitchens Orlando in Outdoor Kitchen Questions

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO”S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS” COUGH MEDICINE:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY”S PEANUTS:
Warning: contains nuts.

7 Responses to “Do You Reckon These Are Real???”

  1. Edward S says:

    paddy burnt his feet he was reading the instructions on a tin of food,…..it said pierce tin then stand in boiling water.

  2. nice_lib says:

    Funny!! Well, could be real….

  3. unfortunately these are real to stop stupid people from suing the company for self injury while using the product.

  4. Debbie R says:

    Yeap.
    The funny part is…
    You know they have to be there because someone actually did what the warning is warning you of.

  5. no nickname says:

    They are real and my first reaction is to think No Shittttttt.

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